- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!(為什么番茄變紅了？因為它看到了沙拉醬！)

- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.(我告訴我的妻子她的眉毛畫得太高了。她看起來很驚訝。)

- Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!(為什么科學(xué)家不信任原子？因為它們構(gòu)成了一切！)

- What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.(什么叫假意大利面？假意面條。)

- I used to play soccer with my grandfather. He was very good at it. Now he's in the cemetery.(我曾經(jīng)和我的祖父一起踢足球，他非常擅長?，F(xiàn)在他在墓地里。)。